For starters, let's clear up one thing. This is NOT a yellow version of the Atari logo (see: below-right), so quit playing goddamn games on the road. This sign means that you do not have to slam on your brakes and narrowly avoid getting rear ended because you think you have to yield. You can KEEP DRIVING...nobody's going to hit your precious little vehicle. You're probably so astronomically stupid that if you DID get rear-ended, you'd think it isn't your fault.
What boggles my mind the most is that this sign is so self explanatory - how could you not understand it? That arrow on the right? Yeah, that's you big guy! And the left arrow? That's the big, bad scary OTHER guy. Notice that the arrows don't collide into a fiery ball of vehcular death - they simply carry on their merry little way, IN THEIR OWN LANES!!!
The next time I almost rear-end some dipshit that stops at one of these intersections/on-ramps, I'm going to drag them out of their vehicle, glue them to the pavement right where they think the cars are going to collide, just to prove the point.
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