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"Dear Calgary Drivers" is a blog dedicated to the asshat motorists of Calgary & surrounding area. If you've driven even 5 minutes in this city, you know that it's full of certifiably retarded human beings operating motor vehicles at will. The mission of this blog is to perhaps offer a bit of "tough love", and help get some of our motorists out of the short bus category.

5/30/12

The Inaugural Post!

The inaugural post of "Dear Calgary Drivers".  What a momentous occasion!  So let's kick things off right with one of my favourite Calgary traffic gripes - the "lane added" yield sign (see: left). 

For starters, let's clear up one thing.  This is NOT a yellow version of the Atari logo (see: below-right), so quit playing goddamn games on the road.  This sign means that you do not have to slam on your brakes and narrowly avoid getting rear ended because you think you have to yield.  You can KEEP DRIVING...nobody's going to hit your precious little vehicle.  You're probably so astronomically stupid that if you DID get rear-ended, you'd think it isn't your fault.
What boggles my mind the most is that this sign is so self explanatory - how could you not understand it?  That arrow on the right?  Yeah, that's you big guy!  And the left arrow?  That's the big, bad scary OTHER guy.  Notice that the arrows don't collide into a fiery ball of vehcular death - they simply carry on their merry little way, IN THEIR OWN LANES!!!

The next time I almost rear-end some dipshit that stops at one of these intersections/on-ramps, I'm going to drag them out of their vehicle, glue them to the pavement right where they think the cars are going to collide, just to prove the point.


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